Goodell went on to say the updated suspension policy will be known as the "OH GODDAMMIT WILL EVERYONE JUST QUIET THE FUCK DOWN FOR MINUTE AND LET ME THINK ABOUT HOW BEST TO HANDLE THE VOCIFEROUS FALLOUT FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING HEADACHE ALREADY" rule.

Michael Sam is not the 21st century Jackie Robinson, and, as a black man, I'm offended by the comparison.

You're right. There is no history of laws being written to ostracize the gay community. Nope, that has never happened and is definitely not currently happening.

Yes, there is laws that oppress Michael Sam like the antigay marriage laws in several USA states...which includes death benefits, etc that a normal straight male's spouse would get. Only 19 states have Gay Marriage laws right now with Missouri AGAINST it.

(RFK is still there, if he really wants retro.)

My wife has a similar reaction to doing that "tap on the knee to make your leg reflex kick out" thing. I'm a 41 year old man and a father and I still can't resist doing it to her at least once a week.

I'm just glad a story about ESPN and showering doesn't involve 'praise' and 'on Tim Tebow.'

The ref's response probably sums up how we all feel about this to be honest.

a shower cap? Might as well have been wearing a skirt out there

That's the best throw he's had all night.

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

Oh buck it, you guys are assholes anyways.

Sure, most of my jokes are shit, but hoof'd known if I didn't make them.

Awful pun? Absolutely, but don't act like it wasn't endearing.

Byers, a Greco-Roman wrestler on the national team, was apparently bow hunting in Colorado Springs when his prey brought him to a pretty public spot: the parking lot of a local Lexus dealership.

This is So Jets.

The easiest way to remember it is to remember Statham's line from the trailer: "GED WEDDY FOH AH WAH."

It's just "War"; "Art of War" is the guilty-pleasure classic with Wesley Snipes.

I actually really enjoyed "Revolver". Even though it was Guy Ritchie going way out of his element (to this day, if you asked me what exactly the plot was, I couldn't tell you), but aside from that, the constituent parts were good. Ray Liotta was hammy as usual, Andre 3k did a hell of a job toying with Statham, Mark…