(1) That's Tony Stewart

When ESPN's top sports story in the middle of a pennant race isn't whether Johnny Motherfucking Football will start the second preseason game. That's when.

What does Johnny Football think about all this?

No way. Giant penises shrink under cold water.

In my defense, that couple's kid approached my sprint car in a dark suit while moving directly into the flow of traffic.

"It comes off more like sending a couple a Christmas card after you ran over their kid."

Stop! I can't take this any more!

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

That's exactly the context everyone knew it was. It's incredibly dumb, and so are you.

Just another woman who didn't have the elements of provocation spreadsheet.

Please stop.

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WAS AT SPEEDWAY AND RIGHT NEAR TONY STEWARTS RACE HAULER.AFTER HE CAME IN HE HAD THE CREW CHAGE HIS RIGHT REAR TIRE .THEY ENDED UP PUTTING A LEFT ONE ON. COPS WERE TOLD ABOUT IT SO HOPEFULLY THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HE ALSO HAD A GO PRO CAMERA ON HIS CAR HOPEFULLY THEY CONFISCATE THAT ALSO BEFORE THAT GETS…

The definition of an ananogy is, "a comparison between two things." You are an actual insane person.

Don't compare yourself to Cowherd; he's unpopular while you're demonstrably wrong. You don't even know the definition of the word "exploitation," yet you continue your crusade.

*fidget*

That wife beatin' rice kid/sure plays some mean football

"Don't do anything to provoke the defense."