Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

I was going to say that Pineda was metaphorically caught with his hand in the cookie jar, but that actually just happened to CC Sabathia in the clubhouse.

I would have read that, but Bleacher Report.

Well done. Perfect mash-up. Reminds me of the last time I went to the Popeyes.

Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.

Settle down Flanders.

"YES! SYMBOLISM! THAT'S IT! RIGHT THERE!"

I live 40 minutes from Batavia and I feel deeply ashamed.

#CancelHawkHarrelson

Just want to point out to Big Bad Booty Daddy that jerk chicken is a Jamaican dish. Rihanna is not Jamaican.

I, for one, am shocked. A 22 year old sophomore?

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

Hulk Hogan was the #1 guy in the WWF's heyday, Warrior would be #2 or #2a with Macho Man Randy Savage. This guy was HUGE back in the late 80s, early 90s, noted for his energetic persona and bugfuck crazy, nonsensically awesome promos. It's moreso stunning considering he just got welcomed back into the WWE (his…

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

She's in the attic!!!

You know who would have narced out mean tweeters? Hitler.

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

"Is it because much of the writing staff is white?"

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.