ToeMek

ToeMek

3/16/14

Are you trying to get us Siouxed?!

3/12/14

He's looking for a different work schedule after a very long time of cranking out columns week after week.

3/2/14

"Creamer finished with a 69..."

2/28/14

Occam's Razor Ramon

2/28/14

"It's too late for me. But if I can help someone else... "

-His neck

2/15/14

Ellen Page Comes Out as Gay

On Friday, Ellen Page spoke at Time To Thrive, a conference focused on the welfare of LGBTQ youth. During her…

2/14/14

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

Watching your big bro and his team get totally wrecked in the Super Bowl isn't fun.

1/29/14

Tom Ley had this first on Deadspin.

1/12/14

-Love,

Hey, let's make a goddamn cheesesteak. If we do it quickly, we can get finished before the city of Philadelphia…

1/9/14

YES YES YES YES YES +1000.

1/9/14

Jesus, Dan really burned a lot of bridges yesterday. Thankfully, those bridges had already been closed by Chris Christie.

1/8/14

Clinton didn't inhale, Stone Cold didn't swallow.

1/7/14

Nobody worked the corners better, not even Dez Bryant's mom.

1/2/14

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

1/1/14

First of all: GO GREEN! PICK ALL THE BOOGERS YOU WANT DANTONIO, YOU MAGNIFICENT SON OF A BITCH, YOU.

12/5/13

Or a man named Scooter.

12/5/13

"Her next memory is the suspect dressing her then putting her on a black scooter"

12/3/13

or was going to write "Alabama Alum" but realized quickly that having that status AND sporting a prepaid card was just too rich. (also, not so rich.)