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I wonder if Corey Crawford is sending him a gift basket right now.

WHOA WHOA WHOA....HOLD THE PHONE..........THERE'S A REFEREE MAGAZINE???!!! AND IT'S MONTHLY!!!!????

I really hate the human race today.

That kind of thinking from Tony could get him an interview with Jets.

God damn that got me.

Ten minutes??? I don't believe the service was that fast.

I was walking along the streets of Detroit where I could feel safe.

I wish, like Jay Cutler's kids, none of these idiots have been vaccinated.

Let's all breathe easy now that Uncle Sexy declared his intentions on the record. No turning back now.

Where's the narcoleptic stat?!

Broke a botch! Fuck YEAH!

But with less use of "Sthuffering Sthuckertash!"

Wolf also believes WCW still has fighting chance against the WWE.

The Jets just signed that microphone to guaranteed deal.

Call me out of touch with the kids, but I'm relieved that I actually didn't know what a Z-Pak was until now. I also believe"raw-dog"-ing a hooker might lead you to needing more than a five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin. Maybe get that AIDs test while your asking for preventative measures.

"Not seeing the problem here."- Billy Jo Hobert

*Groan. Hates himself for liking it*

Well let's see: This is a video of idiot Cardinal fans making racist asses of themselves. You're right. Deadspin has made a truthful observation.