Me football player..Me can't handle gay teammate...Me can't stop calling teammates f**s....Me don't know anything else in life...Me too stupid to have common sense...Me go run into a wall now.
They were promptly executed after Putin was informed that "Lucky" was a cross-dressing gay man in a Pussy Riot cover band.
Aussie rule football. One reason it's great: The goal umpires
..."Where is my weed?" and "I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football!"
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE- CAUSE SJINKIE KNEGT SAID SO!
Daniel Tosh's dream almost came true.
Generally, pantsless anthropomorphic animal
Hmmmmm.
He's been used to death threats before. That's why he's divorced.
On the plus side: This will be one more vote for Armando Benitez.
Shame on the santimonious attention seeker who turned his vote over to a website.
Is it wrong that this makes me like Dan LeBatard?
Is he teaming with Erin Andrews to discuss probiotics at the next flag football game.
Beatrix Kiddo never learned this from her master. Stupid five finger exploding heart palm technique.
Chris was released strictly based on his football performance. However, we believe Brett Favre has one more good year left.
Seriously, how many times can you fall for the "OK. I'm really gonna pull over and get out this time" gag?
