Mike Priefer Point Production Sheet:

I believe this makes 2 picks against Stanford.

"Hey Eli. Have you seen TD/Innercepshun ratio?"

For the record: The question was "Are most people...". AND then there's her. Asswipe spellcheck: noted.

Remember this asswipe?

It's part of his new WWE gimmick- Brock Lobster.

"Take a child out of your own womb? Have a heart, woman. I mean, goodnight. They are senseless."

Awwwwww..BURN!

Either he misspelled "Fan" or was so wrapped up in glee for being a dickhead he was going to write "Alabama" a second time. Role Tied.

Perspective is always lost in these football communities. Teenagers are treated like adults. Adults act like teenagers. And both become greedy with power. All for the glory of football. It's a sad, pathetic, and sickening state of affairs. This is the kind of thing that requires a death-penalty like punishment. And as…

"Ok. Ok. So that's how you dance to this. Alright. 1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4..."

"Ok. Ok. So that's how you dance to this. Alright. 1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4..."

Still not the most epic curly mullet

Angerer? Beg to differ.

As a Polock I'm appalled that a simple name like Krzisew...Kzrerw....Kreslelws....I give up.

I'm not a male chauvinist, but brauds belong in the kitchen.

This is what the Contestant's Row on Price is Right is missing.

“We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f–k her without a condom and c– in her c—.”

head coach provided $100 to a student-athlete so he could purchase health insurance.