BROTHER!

"This is so overblown"- Dominic Raiola

Now he's famous for two unflattering characteristics: John Madden's favorite player with cankles & a raging racist assbag.

Anyone with double-douche tattoo can't be a "good guy".

Oh white people. You never cease to amaze the rest of society.

Mustache ride anyone?

Kudos to all who turned this fat-faced shit bag in.

All that action and she gets excited about finding what appears to be a pack of cigarettes. Some women are just never pleased.

Well they could've drove there, but you know Cardinals & their bad luck with cars.

LOUD NOISES!!!!!

I didn't come to college to drink and be Vodka Samm

Dammit that's brilliant!

"SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT THIS!"- Mark McGwire

Coca-Cola Corporation, you found your next commercial icon.

As though the script isn't already sitting on his coffe table- written by Nicholas Sparks.

"What a loser!"- Bernie Madoff

If Channing Tatum starred in a football movie.