Is there any other kind of Daulerio?

Can Art Model move them again?

I WILL NOT EAT THE CAT POOP!

Can you guys mention I broke this on Twitter first?

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have the only person (man or woman) in the entire continent of North America who looked at Chris Andersen and said "I wanna be THAT guy".

...and a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. hat

"Hey Justin. There's a one-asshole-per-corner limit. You'll have to leave."

Looking like the baby from The Hangover.

Let me make this clear: Rhianna goes on national TV weeks after the incident and says she was embarrassed that she was with "that type of person" and "that's not what I want to teach people". Fast forward to her Twitter pic of her cradling Chris Brown as a sign of their reconciliation. You don't "want to teach people"…

Sure. (Do you detect the sarcasm?)

So your issue is the bad comedy. Fair enough.

Thanks for missing the point. And thanks for trolling.

Sorry about the typos. It happens when I'm irritated at a point being missed.

It would be different if the woman who punched repeatedly in the face by an arrogant asswipe didn't then go take him back and then attempt to defend him to those of us in who frown upon domestic violence, or for that matter would like to see hi get hit by runaway bus. She's fair game. No "Oh, listen to Chael making…

Whitney Houston. NOW let's consider the source of that statement.

This is proof it's never too early to be drunk.

I'm the idiot who says "Fuck, I don't wanna do legs. No body gives a shit about legs." ....I wanna do legs. God dammit.

Channeling Frank Drebin.

There has to be more to this story. A company firing a man for his ketchup comments doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless he followed it up with "Fuck you, you ketchup terrorist."