"Hi. I'm Rick Perry. I like hose morons out of money. Vote for me."

When was Ted Dibiase a Chippendale?

Sitting in next week on panel with those two.

In fairness to the Braves, I thought this part of the homerun celebration was uncalled for.

"Boy, I'm sure wouldn't wanna be in that Valentine guy's shoes right now..My name?...uhhhh.....Bob......uhhh.....Candyhearts...yeah"

9/11 does seem very recent, but RG3 was a month into sixth grade when the attacks happened. And the price of milk was $1.82 and i had to walk through 6 feet of snow to get to the office. Dammit, why won't those kids get off my lawn?!

And did you know the human head weighs 8lbs??!! Thanks for the useless piece of trivia, Pete.

VON, TWO, THREE STEROID FILLED HYPERDERMIC SYRINGES- AH, AH, AH, AH

Someone needs to play the Marino fake-spike game to bring him back to earth.

By Balentien Metrics: He's hit 14HR. Don't question it. Just accept it.

Yeah and why don't you take your butt...back ...to..the butt store...yeah.

"Hmmm...What would Keyshawn do?"

Beavis & Butthead 20 years later.

I'm sure it's just a brownie plate and fruit basket.

Coaches covering up a rape??? That NEVER happens...

Nope. Still funny.

I'd say this has about one more year before it gets old. Or maybe not.

..And also a penis.

They're still real to me, dammit!