if you like the name you’re wrong or if you hate the name you’re wrong

In fairness, the bear resembled Zdeno Chara.

Awwww. He's trying to intimidate with glaring. Doesn't work so well handcuffed behind a podium.

Here's the problem (Speaking as a Jet's fan since I could read Ken O'Brien's college bio): It's the Jets. Until this team stops doing things that allow the entire sports world to make fun of them, it's never going to end. To use a football analogy: if you don't want the guys to celebrate after a TD, stop him. If the…

Not enough meth.

OK, who's hungry?

Why did he get a tattoo of Big Ang?

Ah, the life of a former Met.

Watch Adam Schefter Murder The Ray Lewis Dance

The racist vs. the drunk driver. Pick your poison.

God damn that's good.

I can't wait until this trend grows. Sometimes a little Darwinism isn't a bad thing.

She was the original.

So he added "Roll Tide" to make the rest of the tattoo less awful?

"Ariel Castro was just misunderstood."- The Prosecution

What? No "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!"?

I had that same expression after my last child support hearing.

Chipmunknado

There's a "bringing home a dog and letting her blow me" joke in there somewhere.