Milwaukee ranks 27th in NBA attendance, so one thing is for sure: Brewers fans will give less of a shit about ten Bucks than they do about twelve.

Whitlock: [finishes seventh Big Mac]

That's weird, I thought Spurrier hated RBs.

Gary Pinkel isn't the only SEC coach that likes to hit the sauce.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

Good advice, but I watched another video last night that taught me one of the most effective means of repelling an animal attack is to let it swallow you while you're running a chainsaw.

5. Profit/Move to Los Angeles

If only he'd brought a second person he could have kept himself occupied by playing a game of horseshoes.

The way that this hazardous build-up quickly spread through the body of racers, you would've thought this was Stage 4.

From a "jailhouse interview with the post."

The woman told police she was lying on a gurney in the emergency room lobby when Gaudin appeared, told her “she was gorgeous” and touched her face and breast, she said.

And THAT is how Obama was made.

If they only mentioned what day of the week this incident occurred...

Bullshit. No one that age can control their Wii

Is there really a less successful Olympian than Lolo Jones?

No, that is not a strong suit at all. Especially the mock turtleneck.

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

It's truly sad that Noah Custer and his father, George, do not realize the irony of the situation.

ʟeᴅron ᴊames, everyᴅoɑy:

Man: "Hey, it's Scottie Pippen! I should politely ask him for an autograph after dessert."