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Guy completely unfamiliar with this site's history and culture exposing his ignorance by criticizing said site's current editorial staff and founder for publising a recurring feature?

"6-10ish is just fine with me."

Still not as tacky as the guy who wore a Seattle Pilots jersey to Corey Lidle's funeral.

This concludes our monkeys and tigers report from Cardinals camp.

Shine on, guy whom I will always consider Ira Fistell's second banana.

Good thing this wasn't at a Marlins or Rays game.

"Such silliness. That guy really does live up to his last name."

Which makes you wonder if Whitlock is the right man to carry out his own vision.

"We fail to see the problem with these names."

Best Athlete Whose Name and Semitic Good Looks Suggest S/He's Jewish, But Isn't

You probably could have gone for a more emphatic fist pump there, Robert.

That kid certainly won't be the first to wake up in Vegas with Sharpie on his back and shit in his pants.

You say ridiculous; I say clever. "I DARE my sunglasses at night" is a rather cheeky play on the iconic early 80's Corey Hart tune.

I for one think it's great that the Ol' Ball Coach harbors no ill will against Stephen Garcia and was willing to visit him at his new place of employment.

The mere memory of those original Hornets immediately makes my Dick Harter.

You're telling me that Espys are a colossal waste? What is this, 1994?

Nice to see the horse made it back from the Nashville Ice Capades.

Let's not, seeing as how "used to be's" don't count anymore. They just lay on the floor til we sweep them away.

I'm viewing this like a prosecutor dissecting a witness