I presume this is where they'll put the "Nobody Beats the Wiz" ad.

Feh. Amateur.

This is the precise inverse of the Harlem Globetrotters right town to the player going into the container of water.

As it grew into its full authority as the single most powerful actor in American sports...

An overweight Cessna is always bad news.

God created gold stars just for people like you

You know who else is up to some Shady shit? The guy who has to clean Eminem's septic tank.

Gotta admire his self-deprecating manner. I mean most guys refer to it, if at all, as a hairpiece, not a carpet.

Why is it that a team called the Chargers can't come up with some means of paying for the stadium over a series of installments?

Meanwhile, reporters in Miami are scurrying to the MacArthur Causeway to shoot pieces on how to avoid a bare attack.

Looks like Jeter just had his helmet shined.

It's just refreshing to see a video of a guy named Rajai where his wood doesn't end up in Kim Kardashian's mouth.

"There's nothing worse than a tight quad. That fucker left all his money to charity, not us."

I for one think it's nice when these Russian players step away from the NHL before their skills completely erode so they can Putin some time playing for the folks at home.

I'm sure the HOA president would consider the passage of a rule mandating dog poop DNA testing to be quite the Triumph.

Henry Rollins is gonna lose his shit when he sees that someone photoshopped a Bieber shirt on him.

Is Manny Ramirez back to being an MLB caliber hitter? No, but he did hit a homer for the Round Rock Express last night.

Interesting that Maiava and his brother are both being charged with petty misdemeanors, infractions more commonly associated with NASCAR than the NFL.

Thanks to the advanced onset of Parkinson's and their failure to understand how to use the remote's safety straps, many of these seniors hit their Zeniths several times during a game.

DU's? More like DUH's, amirite?