Out of the park, across the river and into the next damn county. Well fucking done.

No words.

+1

No problem. We're all about having a good time here. I'd like to turn you into a guy that I make fun of in front of your face instead of behind your back.

In September my penguin left the freezer 4 the very first time

Told you W.

-Al Gore

I cccp what you did there.

What a fuckin' lardass. I'm sure that's not the first chair he's broken. Good thing he's a Mets fan. Dude could stand to lose 90-100.

That's not exactly what I had in mind.

If you cup your ear to Craig Sager's junk you can hear the Pabst ready to escape.

the lighting makes Bill Cosby look practically white.

whatever wounds may have been created by that breakup seem to have healed

What can Brown maybe at some later time, possibly, one day do for you?

So that settles that. If you go Brown, you might go back.

Turns out the ball-and-chain slowing him down was imaginary.

Can't wait for the reality series where he shares an apartment with Christine O'Donnell and Manti Te'o - The Lyin', The Witch and The Wardrobe.

a collapse was possible anytime they walked out on that floor.

Whatever it is, you can assume that he had to wrap it like he did because it didn't have an NCAA logo on it.

The Seahawks' window is wide open.