I strongly believe that injuries as grizzly as the broken leg suffered by this young man should be included under this umbrella as well.

According to witnesses, the fight started after the alleged victim approached Pippen for an autograph. We're told Pippen said no, and ... yadda yadda yadda ...

Also delivering a Heat-free forecast: the supers of Donald Sterling's residential properties this coming winter.

Looked more like Little Steven having sex.

"Southern Miss was a bad fit for Hammond. Best place for him is Oregon."

No thanks. I'll wait for the Director's Cut edition on Instagram.

Hey guys, if I want to see disturbing Patriot ink, I'll re-read Ollie North's autobiography, thank you.

"That's a blatant misapplication of the inseam fly rule!"

"A little wet in the Saddle? Eh, no problem!"

"I prefer Oedipal Arrangements."

"And here we have some videotape of LBJ carousing drunkedly with a Jewish black man."

The police are asking the public’s help in locating a Silver mirror cover

Judging from the size of the crowd, I'd say the oddest thing about that picture is that the Rangers' mascot is at Marlins Stadium.

If Tim Tebow can get a shot, why can't he?

And for me, we’re going to help you up because I’m going to knock you back down.

It was also my hamhanded attempt to cover a popular Sinatra tune without the benefit of a lyrics sheet at karaoke night.

Ironically, the dog was purchased by Jack McKeon.

"Fuck Manny Ramirez. What I want to know is when that fatass, Obama dick sucking Chris Christie is going to stop being a RINO." - My Tea Partier Uncle

Let's leave the calling miracles business to the next 15 people who pick up the phone and make a pledge to support this local PBS station. That's right, we've got Smokey Robinson working our phone bank and just waiting for you to ring us up with your pledge...

I cccp what you did there.