In Russia, trolley driver beats up YOU!

Named after my favorite Phil Collins song.

Give the guy a break. It's bad enough the lady down at Vital Statistics had a stroke while typing out his birth certificate.

Three days after you stick it in a rabbit comes by and brings you chocolate eggs.

"Oh, sure, they'll make that revision." - Harry S Truman

"Buddy?" That's "MAYOR BLOOMBERG" to you, pal.

"A June collapse? Feh, been there, done that." - Cubs

Naive me, I thought IceDD coffee was a caffeinated beverage prepared by Coco Austin.

...a job where they can still keep him at arm's length and out of Bristol

"I didn't save for that long for somewhere I can't even open up the windows," she said.

Ketchup, mustard, onions. MM!

And yet he still failed to properly handle a case of a young man with an open asshole.

"Pretty sure that's just the name of the company that made the jacket. It is weird not to see the three stripes, though." - Emmitt Smith

"It appears my plane wants to pull a Bison Dele." - Amelia Earhart

I live in St. Louis and this story was the talk of my grandmother's nursing home all morning. I couldn't even get down a single corridor without hearing several frantic, elderly voices calling out "I. Pead!"

Also lamenting a significant cup drought - Angelina Jolie

That comes as no surprise to anyone even vaguely familiar with the pathetic team you follow, seeing as how there's no joy to be derived from anything the Cubs actually do on their own.

Refusing to call a barely meaningful, regular season game when it was obvious that it could not be resumed within a reasonable time is the worst decision an umpire has ever made during a Cardinals-Royals contest. Without question.

<—- Pix Nix—->

RU’s all-time leader in both assists (585) and steals (220), "Fast Eddie" scored 1,632 career points and earned honorable mention All-American honors as a senior in 1977 before earning a degree in health and physical education.