I still have no idea who the film is aimed at. All of it’s drama is dependent on reference - Khan is only scary because he’s Khan, Kirk’s death only dramatic because they were friends before and on and on - yet it so misunderstands these references that it’s practically insulting to anyone who cares for them. So to…

It’s what happens when an Excelsior class starship is in pursuit of an Imperial Star Cruiser and they reach the upper atmosphere of a planet. The starship fires its proton cannons, and the gravity of the planet bends the protons while the atmosphere ignites them just as the the Star Cruiser goes into hyperspace.

As a fan of them, you are greatly underestimating the entertainment value in hacking the Mets, particularly if you can get back into the archives a couple of years. Just imagine:

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

Just going by this line Which of this summer’s big tentpole movies will lose the most money? I went with The Man From UNCLE. It’s a remake of a 60s TV show that dosen’t have nearly the amount of cultural longevity that your Bonds and Mission Impossibles had. I can’t agree with your pic. JP 4 has two things going for…

Right right. And a firm handshake at the end should any of his teammates be on base, lest we think he may have forgotten their contributions to his RBI total.

A sprint around the bases though. Don’t want people to think you’re milking that HR, boy!

I’m hoping that, in the ultimate act of trolling, Puig celebrates his next home run by delicately setting his bat down aside home plate prior to beginning around the bases.

Is there anyone who wouldn't look menacing if you shaved them bald, told them to pose for a mugshot photo, and then shot them in high contrast black & white?

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Their desire for increased ticket sales for their second home game is understandable, considering it's also the annual "New York City Fire Fighters/Bobby Bonilla Pension Fund" night at Citi Field.

How is this not filed to lolmets?

I remember this day vividly. Was drowning my sorrows at a shithole dive in Hoboken, NJ. The Coors Light on tap (it was on special, shut up) tasted like butter. So, yeah, let's do everything we can to increase the odds of me reliving that. Thanks guys.

I love this idea. It would be even better if MLB opened up online streaming for nonsubscribers that day.

Sepp Blatter and Roger Goodell are trapped in a burning building, and you have time to save one of them.

Has anyone noticed that over the past decade the Mets medical staff announcing that a player has a "minor injury" is an even bigger kiss of death than a coach/manager getting a vote of confidence from upper management?

Andy Reid would shit his pants on the first touchdown of the season

My idea: after the two point conversion, a team can kick a 60-yard PAT for another two points, but it's double or nothing. Make it? You get your 10 points. Miss? Back down to six.