Stick to audio and or visual equipment reviews.

I will be disappointed if we do not get sufficient headlines about a Zion Slam Dance Party.

I fully expect multiple Deadspin headlines this year that feature some combination of the words “Zion” “slam” and “to hell.”

Not Paul Lukas!

The Mets proved that you can ride hot streaks and great pitching to the World Series in 2015.

This was the first time in a really long time I was sad to see the season end, and right now at 5:42 on a warm Tuesday night, it’s sinking in that there won’t be baseball played in Queens for 6 long months. The last decade or so of Mets baseball has been a mixed bag of emotions. They had the completely unexpected run…

She knows only that she is a cog in the eternal machine of the universe. No more. No less.

Id. Football is America’s id come to life.

Philadelphia 13-3
NY Giants 8-8
Dallas 7-9
Washington 3-13

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

Of greater note here is that the all-but-dead Mets are now .500 and just 2.5 out of a WC spot.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

This is excellent Kinja

#WhiteLivesCantJump

When the dropping of your hearts

Can you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry fans
Who are pissed to know the Cleveland Browns
Have failed them once again

TK-421, did you remember where you parked?

@BillSimmons

I propose the creation of the Endy Chavez hall of fame. In it, you’d find Johan Santana, Mookie Wilson, Kirk Nieuwenheis, Wilmer Flores, and a few others.

Update (10:51 am): TJ Smith has just announced his retirement from the 49ers, releasing a crayon statement saying “I’m just a few years away from my mid-single digits, and I now realize that I need to start taking care of my body.”