Make him buy breast milk from a milk bank ($$$$) or pay for a wet nurse ($$$)

If I ever have a kid, and I ever split with the mother, I would hope that someone close to me would punch me in the balls if I ever tried to pull low-blow legal shenanigans like this...

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

Bro. Bro. Bro.

Lol, I’ve said that before too, about my shellfish allergy.

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…

I was never vaxxed as a kid. My employer required a medical screening and that fact came up. In order to take the job, I had to have the shots.

This article is clearly propaganda for empirical, evidence based ideology, and logical critical thought.

God I needed this. THIS IS WHAT I'VE DEALT WITH ALL DAY.

This is exactly why I couldn't afford a WRX or STI.... really really annoying when idiots ruin great cars for the rest of us.

Moms,

Hideously delicious! ;)

"Why do you think all the other manufacturers arent really bothering with electricity particularly, save for a bit of publicity?"

You have no idea, in a sea of automotive sameness, how much joy this front end brings me. I love that it looks like anime brought to life. Sure it's ugly; but at least it's interesting.

most of the harry stuff would just be pictures of his face with incomplete sentences written next to it tbh

Looks like a dead roach.

Looks like a dead roach.

I love that first story. We can all have a laugh and nobody comes away with bad feelings. =)

Who pooped in your terrifying Cheerios this morning?

That uh, cruise boat captain (?) is being swallowed by his uniform. This whole thing is bizarre.

So what if I'm on a date and I need to fart? One way or another a car with TABS (Torch Ass Breaking System) is going to be a rough ride.