In explaining where trust issues come from, I have referred to my children, on occasion, as “the raisin cookie in my chocolate chip bag”.

Raisin in cookies are LIARS. They sit there and LIE about being chocolate chips and you bite into them and it’s fucking FRUIT!!!!

Because shut up, Kyle.

Did you take it as a compliment? 

Name checks out if you look like the main character

Not sure what the confusion is about, Swift was obviously ripping off the Fleetwood Mac song “Tusk,” which featured the USC marching band and was released in 1979. Of course BeyBeys influence is so great that Fleetwood Mac was probably cribbing from her future catalog, two years before her birth. Sheesh!

I know it isn’t, but I like to think that somewhere a guy said “dude what if we did a prius? wouldn’t that be hilarious?” and everyone high fived and people clapped.

BEHOLD THE GREATEST COVER OF AFRICA!

Reminds me of this classic Amazon review for a smart thermostat. “Revenge is a dish best served at whatever damn temperature I choose”

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

Need more green, orange, teal, etc... And less grey, black, and white vehicles.

After Uncanny Valley Tarkin and Leia we’re probably lucky Disney didn’t go that route from the start.

We all know it really got parked for causing confusion and delay.

True jalops let their rust buckets rust away while we laugh at how much money we save by not using 20 bucks for car washes every week. Then all the money we save will buy even more rust buckets and so on!!

True story. I had to put up bollards at a walkway to prevent people from taking electric carts or bikes (its a big building) down it and potentially hitting someone.

Somewhere in America, there’s an NA Miata with an empty engine bay, waiting for this relationship to be taken to the next level.

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…

I’ve been using Walmart’s Grocery Pick-Up service, so I’ve been trying lots of new things - it’s easier to browse ‘shelves’ via the comp than in person. So I’ve just tried “Talenti” gelato - Double Dark Chocolate - and it was faaabulous. I also tried Bryer’s gelato and it’s pfft. Nothing special. But this Talenti…

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.