Who pooped in your terrifying Cheerios this morning?

The minivan is under rated. Nowadays, everyone wants an SUV or crossover to avoid sliding doors or something, but recent minivans are ridiculously good in terms of features, economy, and even power, and nothing beats a self-sliding door when you're trying to cram 2 kids and their associated gear into your car when…

Nooooooo...

My wife and I were fortunate to get a paid scholarship for IVF treatments. We were blessed to have our daughter and we froze the rest and probably trying again here next fall.

Edward Snowden cost the United States a lot of money, even if that wasn't his plan.

This should be made into the town of syfy's Eureka.

I tried coconut water a while ago. Couldn't drink it. It was awful. 😨

You mean Dippin' Dots?

As a unicorn psychologist I am deeply offended by any implication that we're on the same level as homeopaths. I didn't go through years of schooling at the finest of institutions (they're in Switzerland, you haven't heard of them) and the do a 3-year residency on the Isle of the Blessed for nothing.

Not intending to be an internet snark guy here, but this is a pretty common deal. They used an off the shelf product. There's tons of bike pulley storage systems out there for the google-ing.

I disagree. They can guide you through it. I contacted an online doctor (it wasn't through google it was through another service) because I had a sore throat, and he guided me through not one but TWO successful prostate exams.

That uh, cruise boat captain (?) is being swallowed by his uniform. This whole thing is bizarre.

Here I thought the solution was going to be filling your USB ports w/ epoxy. Glad to see it isn't.

Who the fuck wants to Windex their sofa?

So what if I'm on a date and I need to fart? One way or another a car with TABS (Torch Ass Breaking System) is going to be a rough ride.

I was going to give "thug" a pass but then started throwing things when I got to "vegan." Cheese or GTFO.

incorrect. you cannot make lasagna without cheese, and those sad, pale things they call 'vegan cheese' are unworthy of mention.

No thats Becky

Actual prints of a cougar....

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