I think it broke down, not stuck. If it was stuck, he would have driven the rest of the way under his own power. (i only watched until 2:53)

And they share these problems with a hell of a lot of people who are not in porn, who nonetheless have kids.

If he only had Brembo brakes and a Cobb short shifter, he would have had a shot at avoiding the tree altogether.

And everytime you gently touch those silky smooth, concave curves, you get rough, hairy, convex manmeat.
...This does not align with my fetishes :c

SUCH STORY

Obligatory.

You can't fool me, I watched Scrubs!

I think you should demand that they submit to a piss test before they get their free turkey dinner.

Actually I would like to say that the company has preemptively sued the Beastie Boys. The band never made a claim to sue. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/24/bea…

Just skip the baby shower, and send me a pregnancy announcement with your PayPal. I will send you some money not to sit through another hell where people think that melting candy bars on diapers constitutes "fun".

These give me a real bad feeling. See, my Aunt Cathy tried to sell these at the Kiwanis Club bake sale last month and then Gladys Martin, who was vice president of the Kiwanis two years ago, filed a formal complaint about 'offensive sex cookies' served 'within in the gaze of children.' This sparked a whole thing with…

No apologies, if my daughter's step dad ever did this to her I'm murdering him. I would surrender to the police immediately afterwards and rightfully be prosecuted because society is supposed to be better than the individual but I would not have regrets.

Hey fellas (YEAH)

I just got one and it has BAT WINGS ON IT

The Czech Stop in West, TX has gas right? If not, Woody's Smokehouse in Centerville, TX. It takes forever to drive across Texas so it makes sense for gas stations to have good food when they are the only reason to stop in most towns.

Fuck you. Jus' sayin'.

Technically, Rudy's is a gas station with a restaurant, although that's more in theory than practice now. I'd say it's more of a restaurant that sells some gas. Either way, a serviceable brisket.

Am I the only one who finds sequential turn signals incredibly tacky? Feels like a truck stop item to me...

Horsepower is not going to safe your life any more than being able to say to yourself "fuck, I'm going to miss my exit....guess I'll take the next one...., my bad for not paying attention" Don't be an ignorant douch endangering others because you decided to stop paying attention. How about you try that on the track?…