Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy

Really? I think if Monopoly did what the Internet desired, the piece would be a naked anime girl wrapped up in gold bacon surrounded by Ron Paul and cats.

WRONG!

Even sharks have gotten lazy under the Obama administration.

Is Ferrari in NASCAR now?

"I'm not saying there are times to speak less because you're a woman"

Tip to the video's poster: If you want to laugh at someone else's music-enjoying experience, you might want to turn off the Taylor Swift before you start recording.

My redneck brother-in-law makes a drink called a "Bull Gator Tater". It's flavored vodka with Gatorade and Red Bull. He says the Red Bull keeps you alert and the Gatorade prevents a hangover because of the electrolytes.

You've obviously never commuted in Minnesota.

You've never been in an accident with an SUV?

the joys of thinking outside the box

The treatment stars get from the papparazi is shameful and we, as consumers, have created it. Magazines would not pay thousands upon thousands of dollars for pictures of celebrities children if it didn't sell like gangbusters. Don't buy gossip rags and don't give hits to places like TMZ. No one deserves that kind of…

This situation with my mother:

To retaliate, Fox News should totally make their own Hillary Clinton biopic. That way, balance will be ensured and there will be something delightfully crazy given to the world.

Why hasn't Apple made a car?

What would Jason's kid think?

I had a brain fart upon reading the title, and found myself confused and horrified by the fact that an article was recommending prosciutto sorbet. D:

I think we can all agree that Torch makes THE BEST infographics and article pictures. Thank you for being this awesome.

Q: "What options does it include?"

Word on the street says the answer is using one's turn signal.