Like the lack of turn signals or the requirement that you drive worse than the stereotypical Beemer driver?

I’ve got a car with a thrown rod. I put it on craigslist, but haven’t even replied to anyone yet because it’s either a lowball offer (which I might take since they probably know it’s for parts only) or someone who sounds like they have no idea what that means and they’ll show up at my house expecting to drive it away.

Hasn’t Waco been on the list of towns to nuke from orbit for a while now? Seriously. That place is a shithole between Austin and Dallas and the only reason it still exists is because of the 35 split.

I love my minivan/livingroom on wheels.

This seems like an awful babymobile. Hauling 30lbs of kid and carrier into something that big has got to be a huge pain.

Since it’s a limited run, don’t they get a pass on the emissions? I thought the rule was average across fleet.

Salt in wound. My 03 WRX just threw a lower rod. Way too much to replace the engine. Gonna have to retire her. :(

Tea bagging is a thing.

I floated my old VW fox once. It kept right on going through and out of the water, but eventually water seeped into the distributor and that stopped the engine. I left it overnight and it started right up the next afternoon after drying out.

Forget this, I need a push to get the slow driver out of the left lane button.

This was my dream car when it came out. My lawn mowing business wouldn’t support the habit though.

I like being able to find my yellow car in the parking lot. If everyone had colorful cars I’d actually have to remember where I parked.

Dear Lotus,

Better that than the alternative. My brother bought a used car once, and it worked for a while and then just stopped. Turns out the aftermarket alarm the previous owner installed lost its mind and prevented the ignition from working. I spent over an hour tracing all the bullshit that they had hacked into the car so I…

A mechanic replaced the battery in my car once and I guess he didn’t look at it while he was doing it because the posts touched the hood when it was closed. Surprisingly the car started and got me home, but when I tried to start it the next morning the battery was dead. It had also welded itself to the hood, making…

I like how the first cop got there, grabbed one guy and then just ignored the other guy as if he wasn’t even remotely a threat.

Pretty sure every person on both of those shows is a whore.

Leaks from various moving parts, smells like gas, paint is faded and cracked. I think my car is what I look like on the outside too.

Damnit.

Companies like getme won.