I have never needed to retweet anything, EVER, with the complete and overwhelming sense of urgency that I have to retweet that tweet. That one. Right there. NOW.

lol... Unfortunately I never got a doll or any accessories because #poor, but I read all the books at the library and read all the catalogs too.

Lol, "how to value an overpriced doll." I had the opposite experience. I'm white and of Norwegian descent even, so Kirsten being Scandinavian and settling in the Dakotas I think (?) (my Norwegian family settled in the Midwest as well) was supposed to be the doll I related to. But I LOVED Addy. I loved all her books. I…

I'm confused. You went to the VP to say you're quitting... and didn't follow up with your managers or HR? How is a VP (who sounds like he's too busy to talk to you, let alone alert the presses about you leaving) supposed to run around after you like that? If a week went by and you noticed no one seemed to know you…

Damn it I just told this story on another thread, but it's so perfect for here — I once knew a girl who was carrying a tray full of food and a customer grabbed her ass as she walked by. She slammed the entire tray on his face and walked out. I was so proud.

I knew a girl who was carrying an entire tray of food and a customer grabbed her ass. She turned around and slammed the entire tray of food on his face. Probably assault? Yes. Definitely awesome? YOU FUCKIN BET

You should probably also explain "expoing the ticket"

Hahaha, what's even worse is I didn't even notice. I guess this is my life now.....

Very true, beef is REALLY hard on the body, worse than white meat.

Haha, yes, thank you. I'm a vegetarian and so much LESS picky than so many people I know. Once I had a roommate try some veggie sausage and he literally spit it out. I eat a diet at least twice as diverse as most meat eaters I know. It's always people who eat McDonald's 5 times a week who ask "how do you have a…

You should check out The Kind Diet by Alicia Silverstone. Totally life changing right there. A million excellent recipes, all vegan and super clean, plus many lifestyle tips as well.

I think that refined sugar is different than sugar that is found naturally in foods for most people, obviously not for diabetics (my dad is diabetic so I know what you mean). Sugar always makes me feel like I have a cold — nose running, tired, etc. I sometimes even call them "sugar colds." I LOVE candy and coke, but…

There are a lot of ways to be ethical about your food as a vegetarian. Local farmer's markets, for one. Plus, migrant farm workers are the same population that work in slaughterhouses, which are 100x more dangerous and abusive. Like someone else said, just because you contribute to one cruel industry doesn't mean you…

Like apples to apples but stupid and terrible and tragically faux ironic THERE I SAID IT, YOU ALL KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH. #cardsagainsthumanitytruthers

That's what I was thinking. Dogs sort of don't understand wheeled things, like people on skateboards. It freaks them out.

It makes me think this is normal behavior for them, or at least not their first time. It's like having a crazy mom who flies off the handle.... when she's on a tirade, you just sit their calmly and wait it out... Bey must be used to this and just wants to go home.

I've totally heard this rumor. I'm from Atlanta so there's a lot of music industry people here. A friend of mine said their friend (I know...) was invited to Beyonce and Jay Z's house in New Jersey and Bey was smoking and dancing and having a great time.

Haha I like the idea of "putting in your time." Everyone should have to work in a restaurant at some point. Just to see what it's like. My mom used to say it as "paid your dues" after I left my first restaurant job. On restaurant #4 now though....

That is so sweet

For real. I am always amazed just at the sheer audacity. You didn't even think to call ahead? Like not even in the car? I just....