LC is so fucking boring. I remember being so upset that Lauren got the spin-off instead of Kristin. And yet I still watched every episode of The Hills. I do think (like you mentioned) that she was intentionally making herself boring, at one point in the show she stopped drinking on camera and was only seen with…

So what exactly is going on in the Midwest, our Dakotas, and places like Utah and Montana? Idiot.

Nope no no no no, you can stop right there, I'm as southern as they come - I was raised in GEORGIA, not NoVa, you are an idiot for even insinuating that your viewpoint has anything to do with the geographic region in which you were raised. Imbecil.

Patty was white too I thought...

How about "I VALUE JUSTICE AND EQUALITY, I'M A HUFFLEPUFF!!"

Ugh, Polanski talking about romance is just gross to me. How much romance was involved with drugging and raping a young teenager? Just...... he just needs to go the fuck away. I can't believe he gets any respect from anyone.

When she said "still got mo money" in her song it means that even though she's spent thousands at the club she still has plenty left. It definitely is not meant to be derogatory towards the strippers.

I think it also sucks because you are supposed to grow up playing with your siblings but this would make me feel so distant from them and as adults they might not be close at all.

Oh man, I so completely agree. I think people are afraid of picking the "wrong" thing... but so what if you do? Go back and pick another thing! Either you can spend a year trying something that you eventually realize you don't like, or you can spend a year doing NOTHING and being just as confused as you ever were and…

That is beyond frustrating. Of course you should notice! Of course you should care! Our bodies are still our bodies, the act of giving birth does NOTHING to change that. If I don't want you to touch or see my vagina you should not be allowed to. Period. I hope your L&D goes well!

You're right, I think that's reason enough for us to keep with the tradition. CARRY ON!

Oops, looks like you missed an opportunity to make fun of Florida, one of Jezebel's favorite pastimes. Let's see if the commenters pull through. I think we're in for some really ignorant posts, can't wait....

Off topic (as I tend to be) but Nicki Minaj's verse in Monster is one of the best of all time. Of ALL TIME! Seriously I usually just listen to that verse and move on to the next song. So good.

Y'all I am so excited for the season finale tonight omg omg omg omg omg

Yes! Thank you! I live downtown in a large city and there is this family on the corner who have their kids constantly playing in the street - it's a busy street! - and get PISSED and give you serious side-eye for driving your car there, even at a glacial pace. I could drive 5mph and get the rudest look. FOR DRIVING ON…

I don't know, I would say a one-piece just so that your stuff stays in place even while splashing around, but since they're older that might not be a problem. I also think that maybe if it was a public pool I would wear a one-piece but something about them having their own pool makes it different. They probably see a…

I thought it was a joke about Jessica's dad being overprotective and him not being able to touch Jessica with her parents around... I'm not sure how it could be construed as a gay joke?

I see your point. I think it is a big, BIG thing Lindy missed in this article. I don't give a shit about a nurturing instinct in a baby sitter, I just need someone to watch Dora the Explorer for 4 hours and feed my kid goldfish every once in a while, maybe even order a pizza. But as a social worker all I hear is…

First of all let me say I really do agree with a lot of what you have said. However I am not advocating to fill the "diversity quota" with only white women. There are POCs who are comedians and even female POC comedians (Mindy Kaling comes to mind) whose voices are also being stifled by these hacks. I even spoke…

Also, the whole "marketplace" logic just doesn't hold up, because life isn't a fair marketplace. Women and men are not given equal opportunities and exposure as comedians. People of color are not given the same opportunities and exposure as white comedians. If it were a true marketplace then these assholes would be…