It must be so fucking AWESOME to go through life and be able to think and say and really believe "hey, if I hate this terrible atrocity, I can just go somewhere else and not deal with it anymore! Life is a MARKETPLACE! Voila!" What a privileged thought. Notice how only people who own these comedy spaces get to say…

Umm, what do you think comedians should do then? You go out and perform and no one likes it. Should you just keep telling the same jokes? Fuck no. This is how comedy works. You perform, people react, you make yourself funnier. If comedians get to say whatever they want to anyone, but fans aren't allowed to say…

Is anyone else just trying to figure out what the hell that instragram username could be?

can. not. look. at. these. too. many. feels.

Her name is Khloe Kardashian Odom #corrections

Preach

Random, but - how does everyone feel about the "lady in the street/freak in the bed" thing?? Honestly I kind of like it, it acknowledges that women are not either/or, and although it still emphasizes that kind of binary, I think it's a fairly progressive way of thinking for pop culture. Thoughts?

Aw, I wish I could give you a hug! When a guy likes you he really won't care at ALL how many people you've been with, he will only care if you want to be with him. And not in an "if you loved me, you'd do x, y, and z," way, but in an "are you sure you are comfortable with this?" kind of way. As I got older I learned…

Aww I tried to order from Cuddly Cavies a couple years ago but at that time they didn't take credit cards :(

I think just the fact that people are assuming she is black due to the media's lack of interest is worth reporting, even if she turns out to be white. I had just assumed she was black this whole time due to how she was being treated. I have no idea what race she is.

what?

One of my little neighbors a couple years ago dressed for Halloween as "Spider-Man princess," which was just a Spider-Man costume (but most importantly the face paint) with a tiara and a blue and red tutu. It was so adorable. That whole family was amazing honestly, they were the nicest people and probably didn't bat…

"I can't marry you if you're a toaster. I can only marry a real man."

first of all, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE A LOT OF MONEY AND NOT WORK THAT HARD TO DO IT. that's why people are always talking about what they would do if they won the lottery.

"he could GET. IT." is now my favorite way to say to my friends "i like that guy," and it's all thanks to retta.

haha yes i loved when her accent came out. must have been from being angry, drunk, and being in the south for a while already. oh, reese.

TIME OUT. guys are allowed in their house?

love. this.

to be fair, i'm not sure if it's actually not a big deal or if i just have no clue what the fuck is going on due to this being one of the least informative articles i've ever read.

aw sweetie, i am so sorry. i would like to second jcat80 and let you know that i have been there, truly, and come back from the brink. like jcat said i remember about 9 months after the breakup when a new friend asked about it, i told her that after we broke up i was "empty." that is very much how it felt. and while i…