I just finished reading that article. Wow, wow, and wow!

I like to think of the NFL Arrest Tracker—with Minnesota and Cincinnati in the lead—as the Jerome Simpson venn diagram.

Leave it to Jordan to come back in Game 7

We could have asked the rock quarry, but we only want information we get from law enforcement.

"did someone say 'stoned'?" - Jerome Simpson

"Paula, I got it wrong...and I'm sorry for that."

Goodell has stated hes not sure stones exist. To his knowledge.

with sticks. No word yet on stones.

"Over these past few weeks, my 4 year old granddaughter shared with me this little reminder of a very good lesson we should all take with us, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but Adrian Peterson will beat the ever lovin' shit out of me""

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

Ohh great. Now even players from semi-pro teams are emulating NFL players.

Disciplining is not the same thing as beating. And a 23-month old child is pretty well aware of what's going on the world. They can read letters, talk in sentences, all that stuff that you'll figure out sooner than later.

If you wait until the age of 2 to discipline a child, you're going to love what you get when they turn 15.

We are all cupable, let's not forget. We beg fro information from these guys, whether it is simpy because we love football, we are concerned about our fantasy football team or we love to dish about salacious things. Like jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men we want them on that wall, we need them on that wall. Should…

Welcome to Sauron Hotel, where we only watch you some of the time. Note: Dark Lord Sauron's army are guests of the country and not slave labor, well technically they are, we just don't see it that way.

Should've reversed the order. I would've really laughed at the buildup.

Internet commenters? Fuck those guys.

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