I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

No word yet on whether he is also confused.

Look at all the gook on that window!

/needs refresher course

"That one didn't have a 'TMZ' watermark like the one everyone's seen. So I was still being truthful."

This raises an important question: How are you going to send someone to prison when they already live on Long Island?

I hate that pesky auto-gammons.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Always appropriate

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

LeBane James.

Is this a disingenuous move on Carmelo's part? He looks generous, but he knows the $2-3 mm pay cut will have NO PRACTICAL EFFECT whatsoever on their bloated salary cap for years to come (ie the Knicks will not be able to do anything). So now when he leaves, he doesn't look like a dick because he tried everything he…

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

What most shocks me about this article is that I didn't even think about the relevance of Russell Wilson's ethnicity until this article.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

Some people just have a Sikh sense of humor.

Would you enjoy having someone with a foreign accent announce an NBA game? I'd bet that you'd find it unusual and probably distracting. Does that make you racist? Absolutely not.. it means that you just would prefer something else.. and something that you grew up listening to.

CaptainRon, two days from now I doubt the worthies here at Deadspin will demand that we apologize to Marshall Henderson for accurately describing his behavior.