Oh no! Basketball too!?!? Who could've possibly seen this coming!

Much like Luis Suarez, it appears Rex has been demoted to the U18 Team. He'll dominate down low on the cell blocks.

Except for that little club in the red light district where they expect him to be Little Bo Jeets

The absolute Gaal of some Mancs

Not a good idea. Teenagers are like veal.

You put your 9th too goddamn low.

Perhaps Shaw can eat attackers.

Sounds like a possible subtitle for A Gentlemans Guide to Sex in Prison

Ferry later tweeted that Magic is a pretty nice guy for someone with a little AIDS in him.

You're passionate for the details. I respect that. Good on'yawl, mate.

Went: the past tense of go

Ok...I lasted until its fourth use.

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"My chase wasn't even that embarrassing"

New Gatorade Commercial:

2 Hesitations 3:16 - "Be careful in all you do for living with haste is Wong"

Ironic. This is how he likes his crab salad...dressing on the side.

TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!!!

Yes...a little known historical fact...he manifested in human form. He looked for several souls to steal, but the only ones who remained sufficiently out of his evil reach were those who dwelt between North Avenue and 10th Street in Atlanta, GA led by a man named Johnny.

It did...on January 27th, 1785