Perhaps I don't fully understand how to play dominoes.

High five, er, HI-V.

Ferry later tweeted that Magic is a pretty nice guy for someone with a little AIDS in him.

"I was going too fast at 300 pounds to stop"

What are you gonna do? Suh him?

Ok...I lasted until its fourth use.

New Gatorade Commercial:

Ironic. This is how he likes his crab salad...dressing on the side.

usually it's Winston telling someone else to take their clothes off against their will...

You are assuming that if Jameis hears someone tell him "no" that he will listen.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

So thats why they keep Mark Richt around.

Yes...a little known historical fact...he manifested in human form. He looked for several souls to steal, but the only ones who remained sufficiently out of his evil reach were those who dwelt between North Avenue and 10th Street in Atlanta, GA led by a man named Johnny.

It did...on January 27th, 1785

TO HELL WITH MyNewestKinjaBurner!!!!

TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!!

Judas Iscariot, the Evangelist.

You guys, Blatter is making a Doug Exeter-style joke. See his next tweet...

No..."stoned" as in "my girlfriend ruined my Xbox profile so I went all ancient Medo-Persian and stoned her azz". That's 2 games, max.