That's hilarious. That's why you stay at the pump as long as it takes, man.

Trust this man, he lives in Virginia.

/fist bump

Almost gave you the rec there, but the poor syntax just murdered me. Better luck next time.

Hahaha I love knowing this. Please keep me update as to what your kids are banging as summer gets closer.

The fact that she came into your room to help shows that you are a good dad.

I teach at an Atlanta high school and my kids think this song is soft. They're usually a pretty good barometer of rap popularity so I'd balk at pronouncing this the song of the summer. They're pretty high on Johnny Cinco though, whoever the hell that is.

Dad?

A liberal dick joke bias?

Man, that's tough. You really want to pull for the guy, but... I just can't root for a guy named Brady Aiken. Sorry Brady, can't do it.

Great, now I have to Google her boobs.

"I'm 100% confident Tom Brady could literally be caught on camera eating a person and get off

I'm in MN, and from what I can see and hear the attitude is overwhelmingly that the Vikings should either wait for a GREAT offer, which isn't likely to come, or just and play him. I agree. I believe they've got the money left to spend on him, so that's not a big issue. Disgruntled or not, he has a huge incentive to…

Andy Reid looks like a guy who thinks that the Cheesecake Factory is the fanciest restaurant around.

Fuck you Rick Pitino. On an unrelated note, I agree with him.

Yes, they did! But they didn't win the 174-lb. title, which is the title under discussion here.

I'm talking about the civil case, clearly.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?