To be fair, the Earth also has a terrible grounds crew.

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my tears of shame and regret have always worked for me

The playoffs are not a ranked list. The standings chart in the newspaper is. And the first-place team is listed at the top of it.

I didn’t. But more because I knew it would be a boring ass twelve round decision for Mayweather than because of some moral high ground

*sigh*

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

Parks and Recreation Guy 1: Should I get the Sawzall?

If you can take $100 off that bill, I’ll call it affordable.

“LOL ok, he still has the best Austin Rivers impression”

Shut up

It’s people like you that warrant the creation of a sarcasm font.

The only victim is the cop who got shot in the ankle. Everything else Drakkon said is accurate.

So you have, in no particular order...

Your logic and sound reasoning was COMPLETELY uncalled for.

“Aggressively white” is definitely a phrase I am glad to have in my life now.

Because no one cares.

This is a very funny, timely, and cutting-edge joke referencing the fact that Lackey and several teammates were known to have ordered fried chicken and consumed beer at times during ongoing games in the 2011 baseball season. I laughed very hard at this joke, because it is funny, timely, and cutting-edge.