Obligatory: they hate us for our freedoms.

This was really well-written and funny and I liked it... but god help me if I find myself putting blackberries in a Natural Light because I am too lazy/drunk/broke/stubborn to go to the store down the street.

Ain’ no way!

Somewhere right now, a person is complaining about the cruelty of bullfighting while eating a hotdog.

I keep hearing that the 1mil fine and taking away the 1st (!!!) and 4th round picks is warranted because the Patriots are repeat offenders with prior NFL arrests. But the Wells report pretty clearly states that Brady acted alone and neither the coach, nor the owner had anything to do with it. So, the organization is…

Hmm, wow that’s interesting. I kinda think that is underestimating the intelligence of foreign basketball fans, and their ability to recognize a NBA jersey though.

Why does a basketball have to be a main part of the design? We know what sport this is. Way to rebrand, and follow along with what the Hawks, Cavs, Pistons, Pacers, Lakers, Clippers, Nets, Knicks, OKC, Suns, Raptors, Jazz, Heat, and probably more have already done. I mean, basketball isn’t even a primary part of this…

In other news, “A” is a letter in the alphabet, and oxygen is used for breathing.

And they said humblebragging was dead!

Who is the biggest fan of a particular team?

The history of psychiatry is one of the more disturbing aspects of our country to learn about. Many of the boys in these facilities landed there, indefinitely, for minor offenses like truancy, petty shoplifting, and loitering.

I mean, fuck. Do you all really want another generation of kids named Chad, Brad, Brett, and Chris? This is just the passing of the bro torch.

I hear you. But when you really read the texts, these guys are exasperated and they are slightly resentful of Brady, because they know that in the end, they are going to do what he wants.

Because there aren’t any truly great heavyweights right now, and there probably won’t be. If a guy is big and athletic and quick, he is going to play another sport.

These fans cheering this man are masochists. The horrible pitching was dragging out the game pleeenty.

I did not know Marcus was Japanese!

Oh my god. LA Beast was.... so much more than than I thought he would be. He somehow makes you.... empathize with him?

They have 5 cars and no schools?! Their priorities are totally fucked!!

At this point, it isn’t really on the Angels to find help for him. Hamilton knows that help is out there, he knows there is a better way to live. He needs to decide if he is ready to stop accepting the consequences that come with using. He isn’s losing a dime, and he gets to return to an organization that he loves, so…

This article does a lot to explain the calm confidence that comes with being a distance runner. They relish the pain that sprinters try to avoid completely.