"Oh, beers! I thought it said deers."

"Ha! That stuff happens all the time! Sometimes, when I head into the sauna, I'm all like 'I can't wait to sleep with my wife! She's so hot! Going to have the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyy sex with her later!' and then, all of a sudden, I'm blowing some dude! LOL!"

those guys have all the same kind of stuff that we're looking for in our guys.

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Q: So how about their chili?

As a Canadian; I can tell you that we generally refer to larger bears as overweight. The only thing that calling the bear fat accomplishes is making the bear feel bad.

When you put yourself in situations, you own it. Those are the type of things my wife always says to me

That's a pretty liberal use of the word "investigated," isn't it?

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

How many Tom Coughlins do you think you could successfully fight simultaneously? It's possible that one or more of the Tom Coughlins will have a knife, because he seems like that sort of guy.

More than half of America and definitely more than half of the world think you're dead wrong when it comes to slavery. It's sad you're so unaware of how arrogant you look by proclaiming all slavery is bad and does not work, because you have "studies" to back your claim. Sorry, you're convincing NOBODY with your…

"I also understand after meeting with a psychologist that there are other alternative ways of disciplining a child that may be more appropriate."

I know this isn't the point, but the bottomless trove of Goodell Looking Even Worse Than In The Last One pictures you guys have found to head each of these articles is really taking the edge off of this story for me. It's the little things.

Tom Wheeler has announced that at the end of the month, the FCC will vote on killing the 39-year-old rule mandating local blackouts for NFL games that don't sell out.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Nope. If you asked an average Bostonian which race was best, they'd reply, "The white one."

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