All of them but one look like professional baseball players that belong in the MLB.

I didn’t say anything vulgar or disrespectful, what do you mean cool down? People are out here dying, daily, and its been accepted because of the exact same mentality that you displayed.

You see, the problem with this is that stats show that white people also don’t always comply with police instructions, yet they are way less likely to be KILLED for it. Not following instructions does not justify killing. An officer’s life needs to be in reasonable danger.

If you look closely, the part that actually goes in the baby’s mouth isn’t in Joe’s mouth, it is facing the baby. I used to do this with my baby, and as I would go in to kiss her, she would get the pacifier into her own mouth (I am not describing this well at all, but hopefully you get the picture).

Deadspin headline: This catch will bring peace to the Middle East and democracy to North Korea!

What?

Good thing that black goat wasn't a black man. He’d be dead right now.

Very well-written. I just wanted to add that Manny looks as much like a catfish as a human possibly could.

I definitely appreciate the idea that more Muslim girls would be inspired to participate in sports of there were more professional women playing sports while covered up. But I am uncomfortable with the notion of being disappointed in one who doesn't cover up.

I would love to see more kids spend a year or two playing in Europe after high school before joining the league (a la Brandon Jennings). The athletes would get paid, it would be a poke in the eye to the NCAA, and an argument could be made that it would improve the NBA far more than the college game does by exposing…

Tiger: Jack’s hole-in-one is nothing compared to what I can do with this many holes.

John Daly has a pretty nice rack. Did his titties make an appearance on the slideshow?

City officials will soon learn that there will be grave health factors to disallowing the burning of couches in Morgantown. Now the spread of lice, herpes, and ringworm is going to be rampant in the college town.

I went to high school with Chris, and he was one of the most quiet, humble, nice guys you will ever meet. However this happened, I have a hard time believing that he did anything to provoke someone to this level of anger.

I thought Jesus controlled all of this stuff?

Hey buddy, you look sleepy. You need to take a nap? I don’t have any AK-47 beds or grenade blankets though.

Putting the word people in quotations is hilarious and accurate.

Chipper Jones

Bird hunting: A gentleman's sport.

In-the-closet Republican congressman across the country agree that was an unintentional nut tap. They would love some unintentional love from Paul as well. Apparently waiting in the LAX men’s bathroom in the last stall of the Delta corridor is a good place for said love taps.