This one seems less accurate than previous fan charts. The Virginia area seems particularly suspect. The Braves are insanely popular throughout central Virginia b/c of the Richmond Braves minor league team, and the Nats have been exponentially increasing in popularity throughout VA. Hmmmmm. Oh, and yeah, Fuck the…

My daughter is 6 and I raise her by myself. We are tight, and we help each other out. At 6:30am I started screaming to come into my bedroom and bring toilet paper and a towel because I had explosive diarrhea and I pooped the bed and needed her to wipe me. The look of horror on her face when she entered the room was…

I would LOVE to see some of these tribal members accept game tickets, accept the vans, accept autographed balls, eat food in the press box, and then reverse course (take away their original support) and absolutely SHIT on Snyder and his semi-professional football team.

I don't like websites with a black background, it makes me uncomfortable. Like they are going to try and sell me crack, or try and have sex with my sister, or carjack me. So yeah, the white background is nice and intelligent-looking.

I agree with you, that it is definitely way too early to determine the fate of Winston's football career. But... BUT... I am not sure where you were going with it, but why are you even mentioning Newton and Bridgewater? Because they are both black quarterbacks? Going into the draft, neither of them had ANY issues with…

I just watched that entire video, sitting in my office at work. What the fuck is wrong with me? What is happening to my life? I am going to the bathroom to cry and eat a 3 Musketeers.

So, everywhere says he went to rehab to fight an addiction to Suboxone. But, Suboxone is a prescription that is used to treat opiate addiction. I can't find anything on what he was addicted to before getting the Sub script. Additionally, while Subutex can be abused....not so much with Suboxone. And if he had a…

I used to follow Chapman on Twitter. He never once said anything remotely interesting enough to make me think he had a drug addiction. Addicted to what? Polo shirts and sniffing Ashley Judd's underwear??

Knowing there are still Mike Tice-type coaches still floating around the college ranks, I think my feelings towards K differ slightly from pure hate. It is hard to describe. But I'll try.

This is a very insulated man that must be surrounded by yes men who approve of everything that he says. The fact that he could call horrific violence against women "situations" and "circumstances" with a straight face is indicative of this.

I actually believe Ortiz. I believe he failed from a supplement, and I don't think he fits the profile. His body shape has never dramatically changed, and he never had major injuries after the drug testing increased.

I am speechless, but I feel like an entire dissertation could be dedicated to dissecting this amazing commercial.

What? He just said he goes to watch plenty of games. Wanting to preserve to atmosphere that makes Wrigley what it is is not a bad thing that hurts future fans. Renovation could occur without adding those giant fucking TVs. It will change/hurt the baseball experience for everyone.

So, she likely had Munchhausen by proxy or a related disorder. Meaning, she compulsively thought something was wrong with her son medically, or did things to make sure something was wrong with him medically. The body can get physically addicted to enemas pretty quickly. So, he likely didn't need them on a daily basis…

Heath Bell is a (cool) weirdo and Adrian Peterson absolutely is a fucking moron. Are you questioning whether these point are accurate, or are you suggesting that Deadspin should be more polite, status-quo, and bland with its headlines?

On the Sportscenter bit, Lesnar inadvertently took a subtle shot at WWE by saying that he does want to compete, but his body just can't take it anymore. While everyone with half a brain knows that WWE is entertainment and not competition, this point isn't ever addressed in public. Actually, I'm really surprised at how…

Dan Quinn looks like he needs a few days in the sun and a bible.

Sean Payton is sucking in...affliction shirts hide his lil gut better than solid colors

This picture is mesmerizing. I love how the guys in the middle of the front row are packed together like sardines. Harbaugh is like the only guy that looks fit and good. Rex Ryan just looks happy to be there man, with his fresh lil Bills polo on. I could go on and on, but I am going to stare at the picture some…

I have a hard time getting on board with the idea that the refs should be calling stalling in situations like this. I know the reasoning behind calling more stalling calls, but come on, you can't ask a kid to be working to turn his opponent with seconds left as the opponent is desperately trying to escape.