Lots of people on Deadspin care about the NFL. In previous seasons, Gronk was the best tight end in the league, and was positioning himself to be the best tight end ever. After serious injuries for 2 seasons, he had a great game and looks healthy. He is also wildy entertaining. This is news on a sports blog.

White-on-white crime is only a thing in Philly.

I bet Clowney can do the Dougie waaay better than Watt.

Numerous people are preemptively saying "You better not make a Right Way joke!" Literally, no one is doing that. Chill. This is a sad story, and it is getting the respect that it deserves.

Rob Ryan dropping F bombs is as natural as Sean Payton wearing Affliction shirts.

Have you guys tried to get a "Fantasy Football Guy" to maybe do some freelance stuff? Someone that manages to provide fantasy advice in a Deadspiny way. I really think this is needed. Make it happen.

It is time to usher in a New Era.

Live hip hop really shouldn't exist in most settings. Like please, lip sink. You have our permission.

Dana Jacobson always lands on her feet.

I can imagine myself becoming the interim coach of an NFL team. I would say, "Men, I am not going to pull any gimmicky bullshit with you today. We are professionals, and we are paid handsomely to perform as professionals!!"

BASEketball, only on ESPN Ocho

"...beaten like animals..." — I never understand this statement. Who throws suckerpunch haymakers on animals?

This is a serious sport, with serious professionals, who take the game seriously. Seriously.

I dunno, am I wrong to think that someone who writes for a sports blog should have at least checked out part of the game?

If only it had onion rings and bacon on it.

Fat guy in a liiiittle tie...

I sense some sort of evil BIG DEFIBRILLATOR marketing ploy...

Good work, I agree for the most part. 11 is nice, it rolls off the tongue well. Two should be in the two spot, because it is two, and seven deserves to be up there because it is like, the most important number of all time. I hate five though, it should be lower.

Must be AZ's plentiful black tar heroin!

Kentucky's finest!