Many of the college coaches are grabbing up AAU coaches to be their assistants so they can develop their own feeder systems. This has been pretty well known, but I did not know about the shoe sponsorship connection.

"...find energy from outside sources..." Williams can expect a random drug test or two in his near future.

I'm a Dolphins fan, but I also started Knile Davis this week. So, I was fine with the defensive calling.

red rocket! red rocket!

Child-beaters HATE when you say, "Endless studies show that spanking doesn't work." It fuels their fire to hurt their own children even more.

He isn't even sorry that he hurt his son. That is bullshit. It isn't like he hit the kid one time a little too hard by accident or something. From the looks of it, he got a full workout while he was beating the shit out of his son. He knew what he was doing the entire time. Now we know how AP stays so shredded; he…

Dude can dunk with his dick. That is impressive.

I bought my 5 year old daughter one of these contraptions, because she wanted one. We came home from wal-mart, and I put apple slices in the snack compartment, and gatorade in the liquid compartment. She promptly lost it in her room, and we both forgot about it. I found it behind her dresser the other night (2 weeks…

Lotta new people around deadspin, i see.

My dad took me and a friend to a Washington DC Bullets game when I was in elementary school, and Sprewell was playing that night. My dad has the loudest voice I have ever heard, and he spent the first quarter yelling "you suck Sprewell!" every chance he got. At the start of the first quarter, Sprewell pointed at my…

Insert obligatory "Cleveland just found their new QB" comment.

I honestly did not know that we have this many Hindus in American. God bless diversity!

Is this happy Eli or sad Eli? I can't even tell anymore.

I have officially stolen "bout dat action, boss" from Lynch. I use it constantly.

Regardless of what KD told the media, he absolutely cared about that streak. Durant is a total stat-head, he cares about his numbers. I don't say that as a knock on him at all, because I am a huge Durant fan. But there would have been no harm in letting him play for 2 more minutes in order to keep the streak going.

Brooks should have kept Durant in until he hit 30. He was pulled well before the end of the 3rd.

Justin Bieber's most significant contribution to American mainstream culture to date is his influence on lesbian hairstyles.

Jah

That's the exact image that came to my mind. Damn you, Gawker.

That makes sense, especially when considering the schools that Wichita State has been winning close games against. I am still tempted to believe that a team that consistently plays well in high-leverage times is poised to do well in tournament play.