Bleh. I like it, but this footage somehow looks worse than the other stuff they've shown. Like, a little bit of clipping with his jacket. I'm still excited, this just doesn't look very polished.

This is why I've always thought those censoring deals about Mature video games were crock. The industry has already regulated itself, I don't see a need to scar the box art and give it cigarette warnings. (In addition to the lack of evidence to need such measures).

Finally, a game where there isn't a 40+ percentage gap on scores. Lord.

Oh, yeah. *Buh dum ptsh*

If you made that burner for me, thank you. I made this burner for someone else too, and it's just as funny now as it was then.

Oh. Sorry. I'm just lazy.

I like this advice the best. I'll try this later. Thanks.

While we've got codes up, does anyone know if it's possible to attach a new email to an XBOX Live account if the old email has been deactivated?

I like "Uses Wii U accessories."

I love the Mario Universe so much. There's so much silly and so many different characters, it's wonderful. Whether it's alien bunnies or giant squids, it all fits together. Lovely.

I was about to call you out, but apparently Kirk Hamilton is a quicker draw.

Well that wasn't very polite. I hope that you have a nice day though.

Well I got how it could be taken inappropriately, but they are at a tech conference.

I was just trying to clarify. Looks like the article's gone now.

Is dongle really popular as an explicit term? Every time I've heard it or used it it's basically a synonym for peripheral but with a slightly negative connotation.

That's not what's being defended, the right to make dongle jokes and not be fired is what's being defended.

What's the probability that other sentient species with manipulative appendages won't wear clothes?

I remember finding that subreddit and just, staring from the glory that I beheld.

Two severed torsos?

Oh, cool. Thanks.