Did ANYONE think this was going to be a good game? Anyone at all? Seriously, if you're out there, I've got a beachfront property in Arizona. It's waiting. I'll make you a deal.

Brain frequencies aren't pseudo science, they're quite real. And for the last frakkin, drokkin, Gorram time, it was a joke.

What were the plot holes in SAO?

Was that a metaphor for your opinion on the show/light novel(s)?

No, sorry, just the anime.

Huh. Maybe when I get a PS3 after PS4 launch I'll pick it up. Thanks for the recommendation.

Of course anonymously on the internet is the only place I get taken seriously. Thank you for your reply.

I remember an interview with Gabe Newell on Nerdist where he felt differently. Seems like he knows his market.

I haven't seen .hack yet.

Yet. What happens in Oculus Rift 2?

Guys, what happens when this becomes Sword Art Online?

He could do something comedic. There was that book or whatever he made that was basically The Collector from Superman.

Drokk, I saw this on Facebook and I thought "Surely Kotaku hasn't gotten a hold of this yet!"

I started playing Super Mario Sunshine. I'm about 55 stars in. It's pretty good. It's weird that I still have lag on a Wii though. There's a gag where somebody says something along the lines of "Someone should vacuum up all these ghosts". Made me giggle.

Shoot, I played this guy/team's game Oiligarchy and absolutely loved it. Oh, and a NSFW tag would be nice on the site if you don't already have one.

Oh well, but thanks for your help!

I don't have that... I think that's because this is a burner I made months ago. Drokk.

Maybe it's because this is a burner? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I don't. I don't know what to do.

I was going to reply with a picture of Milhouse, but I don't know how.