8. "My butt."
9. "My body."
10. "Myself."
11. "How pretty I am."

@Stevarow "If the XFL were still here @IHATENIGGERSS would have a contract already" Damn.

Yes, it's clear the filtering system failed. We're wondering why you didn't read your own work for over an hour.

/this applies to both this story and all Hamilton Nolan articles

Sure it wasn't a bot?

I don't hate 'em but why can't they go to school in dere own naybahhood?

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

Probably because it's driver's parents are dead.

Yep. Stealing this one. *Stores it in the gif dungeon of doom along with beauties like this*

Goldieblox are overpriced, closed ended, and heavily gendered. I'm so tired of people thinking they're the Best. Thing. Eva.

Seriously, you can't have an issue with Lego Friends and think Goldieblox are swell. At least Lego Friends are open ended and don't require you to mortgage your house to get enough to do cool…

Internet culture. Never get tired of giving free advertising to something crappy.

They have excellent marketing, but the GoldieBlox engineering kit (or whatever it was supposed to be) was a terrible, terrible product. That doll does not look particularly innovative either.

I was honestly shocked that it wasn't a sex shop!

I just find this in poor taste.

Maybe it's because I'm not a New Yorker, or maybe it's because I don't "get" art, but... Huh? This guy is beloved BECAUSE he's a terrible artist? Or in spite of it? Does he have a really stellar personality or something?

This looks nothing like him:

Funny thing: La Petite Mort also means "female orgasm" in french, as it started out when women used to faint out of pleasure after sex.

Jesus people, leave Taylor Swift alone. She's a nice lady and far from the first highly privileged person to move to NYC. I find it really ironic that her NY anthem is getting called "a gentrification anthem" and being unfavorably compared to Empire State of Mind, when Jay Z, as co-owner of the Nets, was directly…

Yeah, as a New Yorker, I'm not on board with this mural. The warm hearted NYer in me really wants to accept all types of people living there and Taylor is no exception. Can we all just lighten up a bit? There are worse things in the world than Taylor Swift becoming the ambassador. Let's talk about gun control, civil…

like i can't even with these store owners right now. they're copping to having this local artist do a memorial JUST so they can have The Cool Thing that is Hard to Get, and not to actually memorialize someone.

Anyone else troubled by the message conveyed by "R.I.P. Taylor Swift," regardless of the long justification for the memorial? If someone did something like with an image of Anita Sarkeesian—another divisive public figure currently drawing fire for her perceived "invasiveness"—they'd be slammed for it on blogs like…