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Goldieblox must have a great PR team, judging by the amount of press they get around here. Too bad they don't put as much effort into their actual products. Also, their us or them mentality when it comes to traditionally "girlie" lines is unnecessarily antagonistic and narrow-minded. It is possible for a child to like…

I'm not throwing shade at anyone's appearance (especially since I bear a strong resemblance to the Elephant Man), but looking at that top image I can't help but think Papa Bear, Baby Bear, Mama Bear. I'm terrible for thinking it, but it's all my brain sees.

$1.29 per taco at the location by my house. Highway robbery!

I saw my first Christmas TV commercial about a week and a half ago. I love Christmas as much as the next person, but this is too much. I know craft stores start stocking Christmas in May, but can the rest of us at least get through Halloween before this nonsense starts?

Never eaten one, never will. Also, isn't Grant a former-Mythbuster now? Didn't the whole "junior" crew get the sack?

The double standards have been unusually thick lately around here. It's sad to see how much.

Double standards are just part of the ambiance.

British singers seem to catch an insane amount of crap on Gawker media sites. Jessie J gets a ton of shade, too, for some reason.

Welcome back, Burt! Hope you're feeling better!

I have to agree. I read it a while ago (I found it in a collection of weird stories scavenged from the oddest corners of the internet) and the ending was not what I had expected.

I kind of loved reading this. It felt like part of a conversation instead of a lecture, as some recaps do. Keep up the good work, Jia!

In what way could she even be considered a pin-up? Methinks she could seriously use a reality check.

I've always been partial to Downton Arby's, myself.

Based on her Twitter feed, Chrissy Teigen seems to be an awful, selfish person and I am glad to see her back away from it. Having said that, however, there is no excuse for making death threats. Threatening her personal safety, regardless of how rude she may be, is not the answer. I think the means used totally…

Oddly, I have no problem eating the 'pressed rib substitute' that comes in an MRE, but McRibs terrify me for some reason. It seems like an absurd hang-up considering the crap I am willing to eat.

One of these opened in my hometown in 1986, and one opened in Chicago in '87. So not exactly a new or innovative thing at this point.

Dear Lord, yes. The clique of downright evil girls that ran my middle school called it a 'slut gap' and they made it their mission in life to torment anyone who had one. (Well, to be honest, they made it their mission in life to torment a lot of people.)

Wait, don't we already know what it looks like when Josh Duhamel loses a bet? I mean, that's how he ended up in the Transformers movies, right?

I'm just going to presume you mean national treasure in the Nic Cage sense as anything else would be somewhat hyperbolic.