Yeah, like — most of what Mags does is ostensibly to free his people from FUCKING GOVERNMENTS THAT HAVE CREATED LITERAL DEATH MACHINES WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO KILL HIS KIND.

I mean, Tartar sauce is spelled with a T. They aren't fooling anyone and I think they are jerks.

I enjoy Grumpy Cat as a concept, and her little scowl embodies much of my sensibility towards the world.But the commercialization has gotten out of hand.

It was cute once. What really spoiled it for me was when they named the cat "Tard" as an obvious reference to retarded. When I pointed that out to them they changed the story to tardar sauce, when I pointed out there is no such thing they made up some other bullshit story. I believe these are just shitty human being…

She's more than welcome to replace Trent Dilfer anytime (after she finishes homework)

This is amazing. Why aren't you immediately writing me a cookbook of disgustingly awesome British food? Why?

The only Waterfalls that matters is the show with Caroline Dhavernas and the toy animals who talked to her.

Failing to pay attention to pop culture whatsoever for the last 40 years may be unusual, but it's not particularly admirable.

Are we allowed to hate Vinson now? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I hate her.

The shop owner should send a bill for the decontamination efforts.

So what. It's ironic that no-one here has a problem dissing Midler for her age and things she did in the past, but it's a problem for Bette to have a similar opinion. Pot meet Kettle.

The difference is, Bette's comedy is intentional. AG's is not.

Bette had a very sexy show back in her day, but she was brazen and weird and sweaty. I think her point is that the Ariana Grande sex kitten show is cliche and boring and silly and heteronormative and bland and lacking in originality, which it is. Not that sexuality doesn't have a place in performance. Or maybe that…

Right? I mean, someone missed the moral of the fucking Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. For fuck's sake, people. It's a Norway pine. That's what they look like. And they are beautiful, in their own way.

That poor tree probably has its feelings hurt now. Decorate it, people, and enjoy the Christmas Season. So what if it's not a "beautiful" tree.

Are we the only ones who thought this?? Are we the only sane ones on this earth?

um taylor was gr8

Amber is embarrassed by Johnny's alcoholism, but not about turning into the living cliche she never wanted to become according to all her interviews. I can't.