I come to Jezebel because it is a good place for u kno what.

Incredibly, no part of the process involves sacrificing an orphan to one of the Elder Gods.

I agree with this; it's worth having a discussion. I get uncomfortable with how we seem to skip the "discussion" part and jump right too "BAN IT BURN IT KILL IT WITH FIRE BANISH IT TO THE ISLAND OF THE SEVEN SKULLS TO WITHER FOR ALL ETERNITY" the minute we don't agree with something. Please, yes, by all means let's…

I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.

I don't want you to think that the fact that I can't speak or write English on even a third grade level is because I'm a mis- and/or undereducated moron, so I'm going to claim that I speak my own language because, unlike you, I'm never going to have to worry about anything as long as I live and I feel I need to…

What if we are actually speaking Jaden instead of English?

I do not. Is not the purpose of language to communicate?

YOU TINSEL-COVERED TRAITOR

As a person who had Christmas taken away from her as a child because her hippy-dippy mother thought we should celebrate the winter solstice instead, I just want to say FUCK YOU, KELLY FAIRCLOTH.

Snoop Dogg even employed it against her in the bizarre and generally disappointing social media feud they had going recently.

You may hate both, but only one gets the bad press on here.

The whole "Iggy is evil racist witch with the power of 'audio blackface'!" thing is getting old

I sat with her for a weekend once when I was volunteering a convention, handling money for autographs and photos. She is all kinds of awesome. (Plus she tipped me $200)

I guess there's no polite way to say this — and this is certainly not directed at you, Isha — but, man, it would be really nice if Jezebel could leave Amanda Bynes alone for awhile. Besides, whatever it is that she's going through right now does not belong in a breezy gossip round-up column.

Except Amanda Bynes is a Nickelodeon product.

And Mama June, you're fucked. Yeah.

yup. Let's also remember violence against women is never funny and should never be part of a costume, unless a celeb is the Black Dahlia. Murdered women are HI-larious good fun. And guys? Being Cuban in no way gives you a pass on co-opting Cholo. White chicks who grow up in the barrio have a far greater right than the…

Nicole Richie looks less like a dalmatian and more like Cruella DeVil in a dalmatian coat. Still cute though.

Maybe I'm being overt PC here( which I usually I am not) but I think going as the Black Dhalia is a bit too much.

There is something about her murder that really bothers me