It's probably an authentic english moping tub within which Wallis Simpson used to sigh about how misunderstood that Mister Hitler was.

Incidentally, it was that exact pose a few decades ago, that got Madonna her first record deal.

Madge, be careful. Drowning is the leading cause of death among narcissist yogis.

Rationally I know Peter Serafinowicz is great, but emotionally I can never forgive him for shooting Mike.

True, you didn't say "every cease and desist."

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YA B U R N T

Liz Phair has certainly taken a strange journey since her 90's glory days.

Usually when you read about Bryan Singer expecting a child, he's having a few delivered to a pool party.

Reba's greatest performance, though, was her Academy Award worthy turn in Tremors.

Finally a post about how much we should all love/worship Jay-Z & Beyonce! About time these underrated talents got the press they so richly deserve!

I fucking love Lilo and Stitch so much. Lilo reminds me so much of angry, depressed weirdo childhood me. Makes me cry every time.

Jezebel loves to dog on the Kardashian's and yet here we have an op-ed from someone who manages to be even MORE repugnant? Being a feminist doesn't mean I'm going to gold stamp someone's opinions because they have a vagina. And THAT is a fact.

Alt Headline: Sydney Leathers Running Out of Corpses to Fuck, Reminds Readers that She's Still a Shitty Human, Goes Back to Fucking Same Old Corpse,

"ego"

I'm not sure I understand why Jezebel doesn't just hire actual writers. You know-people who have actual skill who write factual and thoughtful pieces. A crop of pretty good ones just beat feet and now I'm left thinking that maybe they knew about the horseshit that was about to come down the line. Seriously, get…

It is very unfair that she didn't get the job and lifestyle of her dreams. I mean, he promised. There is literally no other way to achieve your goals in life.

Wow. Leathers has to be one of the most self centered hateful people out there. She didn't ruin anything for Weiner. It was his own choices that brought him down.

You're really abusing that all the tanning you want for $30/month deal.

But not in the "leaving them with a burning sensation" sense.