Ughhhhh this story is herpes, this story just WILL NOT DIE

BITCH YOU CANNOT JUST CALL DIBS ON FUCKING EVERYTHING AND THEN PUT YOUR WEIRD FUNDIE GERMS ON THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not how we talk here. She was being a brat.

Listen, I've heard En Vogue's "Free Your Mind," too. You're not going to educate me on the minority experience in America any more than my life already has. There's a massive difference between flustered, furious and crazy. As a person of color, a "plus size" person, and a gay person I'm very familiar with what…

If you have sex with your boyfriend in a car in the afternoon with the door open in front of other people and then hitch up her skirt and wipe yourself with a napkin, then don't act surprised if someone calls the police. And she also pulled the "do you know who I am" card, which really makes her an asshole. So…

According to the complaint call, they were fucking in his car on a public street in broad daylight with the door open. This isn't police overreach, this is Celebrity Special Snowflakedom at its grossest level.

she acted like a spoiled little brat and threw the race card out, which is not ok. There are people who actually have been unfairly targeted by the police because they are black and this is not what happened to her. She fucked her boyfriend in broad daylight, in a car and someone called it in and she got caught. If…

Would you feel the same way about walking past a car where a guy was jerking off? Does his private world inside his car supersede your right not to be exposed to his masturbation? Or are you just being nosy?

I'm no big fan of law enforcement, but she was an asshole on this tape, and we all know it. It made me embarrassed for her. Such a hostile caricature. She's doing people of color no great service.

This is far from the first time that Gaga has sported "micro" bangs. The Beyonce hagiography really needs to stop.

Wrong. He was born in the month of Honda. Because Honda > Nissan.

Excuse me, don't you know that all those pagan religions were started by time-traveling demons in order to discredit Christianity?

Nobody parties like Kirk Cameron parties.

I don't defend this creepy, selfish site in the least, but let's be honest: if this was in a rom-com, girls might eat it up. In other words, I sometimes feel for the mixed messages dudes get about romantic gestures. Not to the point of excusing this shit though.

I automatically disapprove of anything beyonce. Why do interesting, funny, and smart women like gwyneth Paltrow become public enemies, while chronically boring Jesus freaks who don't even write their own songs get hailed as gods?

This picture I had someone take of me doing yoga in a pumpkin patch is so me!

Apparently a real name policy on Facebook is the worst thing ever (which I agree with, after reading the well reasoned articles on this site) but not using your real name to review books is worthy of side eye. Who knew.

I'm confused by the people who focus on the reviewer's online pseud. Listen, I hate to say this, but my name isn't actually "Ashinae." There are a lot of us who have been here since virtually no one used their real names online. I know the times they are a'changing, but some people still like o keep their online…

It gets weirder — My Dog Is A Pirate isn't even that commenter's real name!

TL;DR: Author can't get over perceived slight, becomes terrifying stalker.