"Sounding Southern means sounding dumb." In another Jezebel article, it was stated that 'the only remaining group it's ok to hate/marginalize is fat people'. That's untrue. All I have to do is read the comments on any article that discusses people from the South, USA, and I'm reminded of how worthless we are in the…

I'm Southern, I sound Southern, and I don't feel that I come across as stupid at all. What's stupid is this dumbass prejudice. We're all speaking bastardized English, so what the fuck does it matter?? — Correction: I'm Appalachian, which is a distinction and a set of dialects all its own. I come from Eastern Kentucky,…

GORGEOUS!

Sophia has taken it to the next level in the Litchfield salon!

What is Vicki Beckham supposed to be in that picture? A ferret? She always reminds me of those evil ferrets in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

Since she was a prostitute isn't it also possible that he was just a client of hers?

The Daily Mail is the worst of all 'news' outlets in the UK. I don't know if their reporting can be trusted. And I find it hard to believe that DNA evidence only came to light now. In any case, this was such a sad, horrific crime. Some of those poor women were mutilated beyond recognition. People make a lot of jokes…

Because I was already awkward and incredibly unpopular, the fifteen year old version of me would totally have run with this, and worn some variation of the "shame suit" every day for the rest of the week.

"Why are you wearing that horrible outfit?"
"It's my shame suit. I'm still ashamed of my outfit. Do I look…

Jameis Winston: [comes over to see what teammates are looking at]

But what about Blanche and Sofia??

King Arthur's Round Table in the 12th century? Laughable indeed...

If he wants to be like King Arthur, let him. I'd love for Southerland to exist only in the minds of imaginative storytellers.

I think she turned 33 several years ago.

NO ONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT ANY PART OF THIS STORY EVER!

I hope Beyonce and Richard Wright aren't offended that I take every September 4th off work to celebrate the birthday of Sarah Childress Polk, 14th First Lady of the United States. She throws better parties than either of those two.

I'm sorry, I don't see Tim Meadows on this list.

This ("I could have reviewed what I wanted, but that wasn't my goal. I was in it to build audience, prove that you could monetize by owning a niche and fine tune my camera presence.) is something that makes me suspect his Chapellizing is another tactic for his admittedly non-food-related goals.

Also, can I just point out that he didn't review as much "healthy" food because he was in it to build an audience and make money....but is pissed off at food companies for not making as much healthy food because they want more customers and want to make more money? HE HAS NOT EARNED THIS FLOUNCE.

Agreed. I think it was more unfortunate than thoughtless.