Man, if I lashed out like that as a kid, I'd have gotten my hide tanned.

Mind you, I don't believe everything I read on gossip sites (I keep massive quantities of salt on hand for taking when reading the things), but Blind Gossip seems pretty convinced Zendaya didn't leave of her own free will, she got canned.

Maybe it's just all the theme park news lately, but I can't help reading Dianna Agron's name as Diagon Alley.

Sadly, knowing how seriously Disney takes this stuff, someone will likely be losing their job over this.

She's adorable, but that picture is kind of freaking me out. It's like an adult Grumpy Cat head on a baby Grumpy Cat body. What hath science wrought?!

I'd complain about the PC Police, but I stayed in Panama City for work one summer and they seem to have a pretty low tolerance for people's crap. They might find me.

I cannot fathom what goes through people's heads to make them think behavior like that is acceptable. Hopefully your lesson stuck with him in the future.

So if a stranger were to come up and grab your boobs and if you didn't react immediately because of, say, shock, you're saying you would be unjustified in slapping them once you got over being startled? Not sure I'm buying that.

Yes! She was brilliant. I keep hoping she'll get recast into a companion role at some point.

I've got a good sized stock of the Matcha Kit-Kats, they're crazy awesome. I've never been able to get my hands on the Wasabi ones though, sadly. They sell out super fast. As mentioned, JBox and Amazon are good places to find crazy Japanese snacks, as is Nippon-Yasan. If you can find some of these bad boys, they're…

Boy, what a difference a year of age makes. I got blasted by some on the Honey Boo Boo story for saying an 8-year old should know better than to hit their mother, and you're seemingly getting criticized for not recognizing that 9-year olds are perfectly mature enough to run the streets on their own. Sometimes you just…

You and me both.

CNN's findings are enough to make you view the whole place askance

I kind of love her and I am not ashamed of this fact. I would enjoy it immensely if she was in more stuff.

That cat is begging for a belly scratching which, if my own cat was any indication, would result in the scratcher ending up with fewer fingers than they started with.

I know they aren't meant to be representative. But that doesn't make it any easier to swallow that an entire restaurant staff will band together to pull crap like this. Believe if you like, I choose not to.

I'm not doubting these incidents happen, in general, though I expect they occur with far less frequency than these stories would lead one to believe. I'm doubting that specific incident happened. It seems beyond the pale that the entire staff, including the manager, would be in on that sort of thing. I can count on…

I sure did. 10 years in various restaurants. No one did anything like this. Staying employed and not taking the risk of giving someone an item they were allergic to was far more important than some juvenile revenge fantasy. This reads as the kind of stories the people who'd been there a week were making up to their…

Yeah, I'm not sure I buy an entire restaurant's worth of staff risking their jobs in a conspiracy to deliberately screw up people's orders, even if they were total assholes.

I think you can get the Supermodel label in both vending machines and Cracker Jack now.